You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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