I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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