Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
