If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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