Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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