? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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