what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
