In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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