I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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