I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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