I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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