I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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