He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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