You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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