watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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