They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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