ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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