Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
jump out the window naked night went bad
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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