Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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