How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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