is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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