There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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