Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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