my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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