Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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