I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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