On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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