Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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