Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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