but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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