I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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