can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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