You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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