hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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