Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she looked like the before picture.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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