Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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