I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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