There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
