yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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