I want to stick my p in your. b.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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