It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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