these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
This beer is not sobering me up at all
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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