It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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