waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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