never play flip cup with pint glasses
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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