we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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