Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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