No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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