no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
