i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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