im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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