Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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