so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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