Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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