You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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