Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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