our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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