and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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